Perl

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use diagnostics;
use utf8;
$rsa = "RSA-Verschlüsselung";
print "Perl ist die einzige Sprache, die nach einer $rsa genauso aussieht wie vorher";

We often joke that a camel is a horse designed by a committee, but if you think about it, the camel is pretty well adapted for life in the desert. The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl.” (Larry Wall)